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Fuck My Life

by Chris Howe

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About Love 00:53
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About Love I don’t care about love I don’t care about love You just got a little bit tired You just got a little bit wired I don’t care about love…
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Close(d) to Me 00:54
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Close(d) to Me You are so close to me You are so closed to me You are all I see You are everything Closed to me
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Forever Mine 01:08
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Forever Mine Your anger makes me love you more It such a thrill to hear you slam the door That fucking door I’m so much harder than before Your disgust makes me want you even more I had a feeling you would lose your mind I had a feeling when I called you mine Forever mine, forever mine
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Sole Reason 00:33
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Sole Reason You are the sole reason for Giving up my home
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Corner Store 01:35
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Corner Store Sometimes I walk down the street where I’m from See how the neighborhood has changed From when I was young There’s no carnival, arcade, or any fun I’d wait in line with a dollar and change God how times have changed I was walking to the corner store with my kids the other day I had to grab them by the hands and make sure they were safe When they asked the reason why I wasn’t sure what to say I walked into the store With twenty dollars and change Walked out with a loaf of bread and some milk
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Long Time Gone 01:25
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Long Time Gone Static creeps inside my head Somethings wrong Pillow speaker in my bed It’s been so long Long time coming Long time gone Long time since I’ve felt this off I remember what you said Word for word Better off in someone’s bed Is what I heard (not what you said) Long time coming Long time gone Long time since I’ve felt this off Better off in someones bed Not exactly what you said Long time since I’ve felt this wrong
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Crystal Meth 01:37
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Crystal Meth Cigarettes and coffee Ecstasy or Molly Made me fall in love with you Naked in the A frame Fuck until we’re insane Never shared a love this true Cigarettes, crystal meth We’re at our best these days I remember thinking Life is for the drinking You became my powder keg So we gave up smoking Was our little token But the burn holes still remain We had baby’s breath We had crystal meth Stay in bed these days What’s mine is yours In our divorce Can’t fuck these bills away
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Hard to Regret 02:58
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Hard to Regret 517 ways to leave 521 days deceived Raise your child or raise your voice Spend your time away by choice You play hard to forget For someone who’s lost their way There’s no time for regrets The damage you left in your wake 1093 days have passed No reason to look at me Just look right past All that’s good is in the past Everything that’s good don’t last You play hard to forget For someone who’s lost their way Left no time for regrets The damage you left in your wake You play hard to regret
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Communication Overrated 01:35
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Communication Overrated You drive me where I’m from Can’t subtract from none Screw until we’re numb Ain’t that what we say? I’m tired of listening to… Communication overrated You’re tired of listening to… I’d rather be sedated What happens if i can’t reach you (you never have anyway) What is it then that we do? (same thing as yesterday) Mind, body, and the soul Life just takes its toll Doing what you’re told Ain’t that what we play? You’re tired of listening to… Communication overrated We’re tired of listening to… You’d rather be sedated What happens if i can’t reach you (you never have anyway) What is it then that we do? (same thing as yesterday)
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People Say Things 01:12
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People Say Things I hate people that say things like… Happy wife/happy life Fins up on a Friday night Pack your truck With some ice Raising hell with my lovely bride Got your girl by your side Blasting tunes with a country vibe I’d rather be dead than tardy To this shit-show you call a party Flascal Ratts can kick my ass Georgia Line? I think I’ll pass I hate people that say things like… I got some cash and a girl everything’s fine Cowboy boots a super cock Meeting my girl in the parking lot I hate people that say things like…
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The Good Dad 01:54
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The Good Dad When you need some clothes call the good dad When you need some blow call the good dad When you’re drunk alone call the good dad But he can only talk on the phone Good dad doesn’t live at home If you’re feeling low call the good dad If you’re low on dough call the good dad A threesome with some coke? call the good dad But he can only talk on the phone Good dad doesn’t live at home These days good dad is in jail Scared to bend down and exhale Sorry dad you won’t make bail If you get back home we’ll call the good dad Ecstasy and blow? we’ll call the good dad Nah, your kids won’t know call the good dad You can choke your girl with the phone End up right back where you belong
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Fuck My Life 02:02
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Fuck My Life I put an axe through my skull today Drove my car right off the interstate Through myself right off a bridge today Something is off it don’t feel right Something is off fuck my life I laid across the tracks today Into the traffic I ran and played Ran to the shore and got swept away A gallon of pills and a bottle of pain Something is off it don’t feel right Something is off fuck my life
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Prison Walls 01:01
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Prison Walls Is she waiting for a Barbie Doll? Waiting for the good dad to call? Hang on, love I’m sure he’ll call Or on his way… Looking for a bride to be Found her in the moonlit streets Good for him he’s finally free
He don’t mind at all Safe within the prison walls
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Strapped for Cash 01:20
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Strapped for Cash Strapped for cash I got a little desperate It’ll pass I never got arrested Never got arrested I wait for hours in the safety of my bed I wait for hours for you to come This or that make a selection Thin or fat what a celebration What a celebration You wait for hours in the comfort of my bed You wait for hours for me to come Strapped for cash, never got arrested Never been arrested
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Shadows in the Sun 01:24
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Shadows in the Sun Jesse Jackson and the B-Team changing lives Just survived another beating overnight You create another beating in your mind Life endlessly repeating in real time You can’t be the one Chasing shadows in the sun You’ll never be the one Johnny Ace and Mister Moonlight trading cards Seeking fame and self promoting hidden scars Channel surfing, riding waves while I’m crashing cars In the current of your hatred where it starts You’ll never be the one Chasing shadows in the sun You’ll never be the one
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Pay-Per-View 01:46
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Pay Per View You are the world’s greatest manipulator You take a girl and turn her into a flavor A party favor Porn vids you charge pay per view Compass (cum, piss) true north pay per view You are the world’s greatest of all the saviors You have the girls cumming in every flavor You charge your life pay per view You think your life will save you Rose colored candy lenses Your trouble never ends and You’ll never comprehend it You’ll lie just where your head is
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Will You Marry Me? 01:30
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Will You Marry Me? Happy birthday god damn its good to be alive Happy birthday and I’ve got 49 reasons why I’m trying to end my life I keep trying to end my life Happy birthday god its good to be alive Happy birthday and I’ve got 49 more reasons that I Tried to end my life Riding waves on sunset beaches Looking for those endless blondes Riding waves on sunset beaches… I’m trying to end my life
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A Conversation Between Lou Reed and Barb Phipps 02:25
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A Conversation between Lou Reed and Barbara Phipps in Waterbury You got a lot of nerve these days A lot of friends you claim A lot of love you save For the one who got away All your friends have left this town Your grass is green from tears you drown You’re sorry, maybe? maybe not. Words have meaning but not a lot Train derailed from the tracks Bridges burned collapse People turn their backs And rare if they look back All your friends have left this town Your grass is green from tears you drown You’re sorry, maybe? maybe not. Words have meaning but not a lot these days Everybody needs a place Everybody has a face they hide Saturday’s child, Sunday’s haze Friday night’s keep Monday’s pain alive You got a lot of nerve these days…
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Brown Eyes 02:41
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Brown Eyes You never used to cry Until you woke up with me Until you woke up with me And lost everything You never used to cry You’d laugh at everything You’d laugh remembering How it used to be Something went wrong, I guess Something has gone and left But something remains You always used to sigh Your brown eyes would capture me A still life, a memory Of just you and me A moment lost in time When we were everything As bad as you been to me I’d give anything Something went wrong, I guess Something has gone and left Something went wrong, I guess And nothing remains.

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All songs written, recorded, and performed on the eve of my birthday (Feb 4) with some additional overdubs the following day(s). The basic tracks were left untampered, warts and all, to retain the spirit.

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released February 28, 2023

All songs written and performed by Chris Howe

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In 2003 Chris Howe and Eric Scheiner formed The Wood Floors as an experimental side project to capture the creative Muse the moment she entered the room. 19 years and 60-plus releases later, the “side” project has grown into something bigger than either had envisioned.

Twenty years later James Jude joins the band bringing songwriting, vocals, and guitar abilities to the fold. ... more

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